

A certain husband (who will remain nameless) and me NEVER wait until the boys go to bed to sneak out the ice cream in the back of the freezer. (I might get a spoonful if we did share with the boys, so no, I do NOT feel guilty)
It was NOT ME if anyone finds the empty carton of White Chocolate Almond in the freezer.
If anyone asks...it was NOT me who cleaned all three boys' room this weekend and threw away THREE HUGE black bags full of JUNK. I did NOT lock the door so they couldn't come in and see what I was throwing away. I wouldn't do that. Broken toys, paper, things I've never seen before, maybe even a few stuffed animals...(gasp!)
I certainly did NOT find a tupperware in my outside fridge that was from the summer. And yes, it had something in it....
It never comes to my mind how nice it would be with no dogs...
I am NOT the kind of mom who trys to talk her children into costumes that are easy to put together and actually under $300 for one night of the year...
It's NOT me who has a pile of clean clothes on the couch. I'ts NOT me who has no intention of folding them today.
I am NOT the type of mom to tell Caleb that "bad" kids are at Chuck E Cheese when he asks me if we can go. And it wasn't that same four year old that asked me if we could go in the morning before the "bad" kids got there...
